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Hobbies: Collecting teeth from live tigers, catching bullets with
my bare hands, jogging up and down Mt Nyangani,swimming in
acid pools.
Personal bests: fought a dinosaur and broke its back, skinned
alive a crocodile, killed superman,assassinated Adolf Hitler, held
my breath for 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 47 mins and 28
seconds(the list is quite long).
Achievements: went to hell to retrieve my stolen charger from
Lucifer, mastered 10567 languages, first person to land on the
sun.
Silly things i've done: ate a bowl of plastic fruit on boxing day.
Embarrasing moment: failed to kill 100 lions with one punch. The
surviving lion is now an imbecile.
Proud moments: when a black mamba died after biting
me,roasted a dragon for lunch with a cigarette lighter
Something about me: i really dont like to boast otherwise i would
have said something about retiring Chuck Norris.
Don't stop the fun, keep it going
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